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Apples' BioDog Profile
Apples
Meet Apples, street-hustler-turned-pampered-princess. A proud Los Angeles Shelter Grad '25, she traded her rough-and-tumble grifter lifestyle for an orthopedic bed and regular meals. While she still occasionally relapses into petty theft of unattended snacks, she is fully reformed, a retired vagrant, and a 10/10 good girl.
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Lawry's Prime Rib
“Would commit crimes again. 10/10 no notes. I dream about this.”
— Apples
The Vet
“Went in for 'just a checkup.' They LIED. Needles were involved. Trust: broken.”
— Apples
Electric Toothbrush
“Suss. Why brush teeth?”
— Apples
My Bed
“Orthopedic. Memory foam. Life-changing. Worth giving up the streets for.”
— Apples
Bath Time
“Betrayal in its purest form. I thought we were friends. The water was COLD.”
— Apples
The Mailman
“Comes to MY house EVERY DAY. Leaves suspicious packages. Under investigation.”
— Apples